I somehow missed the Tour De Crap in Flushing. Until I was 4, we lived on Sanford Avenue; from then until I was 17, we lived on Beech Avenue. Not in the area shown – that’s the eastern, more suburban part of Flushing. We lived Near Main Street and Kissena Boulevard, roughly 140th to 142nd Street, in western, downtown Flushing. Not much prettier, but at least there were no McMansion-wannabes.