Our latest terra cotta repair job.
I don’t know what she did to deserve the Ludovico Technique, but it goes to show appearances can be deceiving.
Also, hubba hubba.
Our latest terra cotta repair job.
I don’t know what she did to deserve the Ludovico Technique, but it goes to show appearances can be deceiving.
Also, hubba hubba.
Was it….
SATAN?
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Possibly SATIN.
She’s kinda flaunting her boobs.
Hence the hubbas.
Terra cotta is a lousy material for angels. Shatters when they fall to Earth.
You’ve been watching Axe commercials again, haven’t you.
yeah, she’s a hottie if you like pale, pale unnaturally firm complexions and eerie vacant stares…uhhhhh…calista? is that you?
Firm…complexions?
um, yeah…skin? your epidermis? get to know it…in more than one certain area…
But if I move my hands elsewhere, it might fall off!
and i forgot to mention that your epidermis is your biggest organ…
At the beginning of a class, a 9th grade biology teacher decides to have an informal pop quiz. “Okay class, who can tell me which organ of the human body, under the proper stimulus, expands to five times its normal size?”
A girl stands up, red-faced, and says “Mr. Smith, I can’t believe you’d ask us that. I’ll be reporting you to the principal and PTA for your filthy thoughts.”
He says “Ms. Jones, sit down. First, it’s obvious that you didn’t do the reading or else you’d know that the answer is the iris. Second, you seem to be the one with filthy thoughts. Third, some day you’re going to be dreadfully disappointed.”
so…what’s the organ?
Read joke before drinking. The iris.
What’s the safe word?
Chunks of terra cotta falling from the 15th floor? The safe word is “run.”
I don’t know what she did to deserve the Ludovico Technique
Nymphomaniac. She was ready to jump anyone passing by.
Is her name Laura? Cuz she’s into crushing.