Substance McGravitas was in the New York area this week, and Tuesday night was S,N! night in Brooklyn. Substance, B^4, Mrs__B, Mini__B and I went out for some beer; after Mini__B was asleep, we got take-out barbecue and ate Chez__B.
But let’s face, if you’ve read this far, you want the visual aids. First up, the Bastard, me, Mini__B, and Substance.
Also, Mini__B learns that the way to steer a recalcitrant mule is to slap him on the head.
LOL! AWESOME. Substance is even handsomer than I ever dared imagine. Mini_B is such a pretty baby, he almost looks like a girl. I mean this as a compliment. He’s just a doll.
I bet you guys had an awesome time.
He’s got a real purty mouf.
Who? B^4 or Substance?
Mini__B.
I KNOW! I’m just being silly. Don’t tell anyone, but I do that sometimes.
I won’t tell, but I can arrange to have you pummeled about the head by meaty baby fists.
Im not bald, so the acoustics will be inferior, but I’m totally up for it.
He’s pretty, until he starts beating on your noggin with his meaty baby fists!
Mmmmmm. Meaty baby fists…[drool]
B^4, you know who you remind me of? You’re like a handsome Andrew Zimmern.
One more thing: I find Substance’s daring fashion choices really off-putting.
i was thinking more of a much better looking rick from pawn stars…
Did Mini_B take B^4′s red yarmulke?
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No, only his peace of mind.
i finally got that one…visual humor…ha!
awwww….what fun! and i agree with vs…substance is pretty hawt…and mini_b is adorbs!
Substance seems to lack both substance AND gravitas. Also, B4 is less big, bad, and bastardy than one might have expected(baby rides? SOFTY.), though baldness levels satisfy requirements. You, however, are *very* N, underscore, and B.
B4 is sufficiently Big. I am oversized.
First pic – lock up your womminsvolk, these four d00ds mean bizness.
Second pic – OMG, what’s with teh huge stack of barrels? Also too, what’s Mini__B’s expert phrenologist diagnosis?
Also too, what’s Mini__B’s expert phrenologist diagnosis?
“Needs more lumps.”
Explains teh pounding with teh meaty baby fists.
just hope poor mini_b didn’t suffer too much whisker burn on his poor little legs…
His skin is tougher than you’d think. I can’t even draw blood with my molars.
How about incisors?
YOU MONSTER!
” we got take-out barbecue and ate Chez__B.”
Wow, you guys must’ve been really hungry.
After a couple of liters of high-tension beer, you need roughage.
I had a suspicion that McG. was not a shallow, collared shirt-wearing fashionista.
I do not recall Substance as being that jaundiced in Vancouver.
Mini__B needs drumsticks. Also.
I have done a careful analysis of the photo and I have to say I’ve come to the conclusion it’s been altered, or “photoshopped” as it’s known in the field. Note the skin tone of the face does not match that of the neck. Also note, if you look very closely, you can just detect a line between the head and neck indicating the face is in fact from a different photo.
This made me CHUCK-LE.
You did Bruce Lee’s brother?
I’d just like to say that Meaty Baby Fists is taken for a band name.
WHOA! Substance McGravitas is the SPITTING IMAGE of that Righteous Bubba guy.
First pic: B^4 looks like the guy from Pawn Stars. Subby looks like a happier version of Mr Yuk.
Second pic: Mini_B looks like the lawyer guy from How I Met Your Mother.
I apologize if any of these characterizations upset anyone. I’ll go back to sleeping on my park bench.
That’s one goodlooking kid ya got there N_B. Also nice to see The Guys having fun. Best to you all.
I can tell I would be but a gnat among you giants. Still, I don’t hate you for your oversized hugeness.
No really. Trust me.
Exactly how well do you know these guys? My slashfic project just gets stranger and dirtier…
It certainly looks like a jolly time.
I am, in fact, jealous.
Is THAT why you’re green?
Nah. Jealous that you still have a career.
Makes me smile.
I went to one of these commentariat meetup thingies a few years ago in Oregon. (Drinking Sadly II The Portlanding)
It was REALLY fun. And it borders on bizarre to meet people you know from their comments. They tend to be so much more…er…normal than you expect…
Ok, but you havent met a zombie yet.
Or not, sometimes.
Mikey, I’ve done a few of those. It always seems to result in HEROIC alcohol consumption.
And, to date, no brains have been et; and although admittedly some brains have been dented, that is directly attributed to the aforementioned alcohol….
Hey, Subby. Why the long face?
Mini B looks like a chirpy wee boy, His future as a snooker player triggered by early life experiences is assured.
How is babby triggered?
Presumably by close encounters with cueball like objects at a young and tender (Incisors, I’m telling ya) age.
Love the comments, it were a glorious time at the baby beer hall.
Unfortunately no baby beer hall putsches.
Wow, looks like fun!