I got a FDNY hat as a present recently. It’s one-size-fits-all, which means it doesn’t fit us full-size people, so I gave to to the little guy. It goes well with his fire-truck shoes and toy ladder truck.
And then he says, “Why are you doing this to me?”


Daddy, I need even more toys!
Cute guy!
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We’ve hardly bought him any. Relatives and friends keep showering us with (figurative) crap.
He really is getting cuter and cuter. The downturned eyes are killing me. My little guy has upturned eyes like his mother.
If Mini_B keeps this up, he may be almost as cute as Dudeskull some day.
Whoa, BABYFIGHT!!!!
I’ve already been giving Mini__B lessons in fighting dirty.
He is growing so fast! I think he’s about ready to take the hat off.
He bows to no one.
You see if you’d ified the gender roles properly in the first place you wouldn’t need to reify them now.