I spent four years as a student in Troy, NY, and have returned semi-regularly to teach and for projects, but I never saw THE BIZZARRO FUNERAL HOME! How the hell did I miss it?
For those who have read DC comics, I doubt that they unbury bodies and mock mourners, but one never knows.
I doubt that they unbury bodies and mock mourners
Someone’s gotta do it.
Life in Troy is, if anything, unremarkable. Also: cold and beer-filled.
This is awesome. What a find!
I may have to create a will just so I can specify I want to be sent there.
“Me am so happy for your loss.”
Or they could go for the subtle approach to Bizarroism: “Your loss am we gain.”
One less mouth to feed, right, people?
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That’s what Chthulu said.
Should say parking in front.
“No Parking In Front.”
NO DRIVE-THROUGH???!
Troy, amazingly enough, isn’t really a drive-through kind of town.
“We know that you’re all thinking of the ham and turkey sandwiches in the other room so we gonna keep this short. Whosiswhat would want it like that”
The ribbed block gives the building a certain air of gravitas. Or car wash.
Ribbed for extra pleasure.